Sebastian Michaelis: I am quite literally a demon and have never cared about morality or other people ever, in my life.
Me:
Jesus: One of you will betray Me
Judas: Surely you don’t mean me
Jesus:
Judas: *betrays jesus*
Jesus:
Peter: We would never abandon you, Lord. I’d die first!
Jesus:
Peter after being asked if he knew Jesus:
Jesus:
Thomas: *after the resurrection* “Jesus can’t be alive! He’s dead! It’s impossible!”
Jesus:
I can’t believe the Bible has now been translated into MEME
Pretends to be shocked 😂😂😂
Donatella Versace answering questions is everything I needed today
“How do you react to criticism?”
I hate it
until then class traitors get no respect.
You wanna protect people? Then fucking protect people. You don’t need to be a fucking cop to be helpful to your community.
You’re a danger to your community when you’re a cop: plain and simple.
Monday
Ruling Planet: Moon
Best for: Psychic endeavors or impressions, invoking power, creative ideas, divine/inspirational messages, healing
Tuesday
Ruling Planet: Mars
Best for: Sexual encounters, protection, building strength of mind and body confidence
Wednesday
Ruling Planet: Mercury
Best for: Career/job issues, intellectual pursuits, travel planning, research
Thursday
Ruling Planet: Jupiter
Best for: Finances, legal matters, spirituality development
Friday
Ruling Planet: Venus
Best for:
Romantic attraction, all relationships, reconciliation, physical makeovers, beautifying your environment
Saturday
Ruling planet: Saturn
Best for: Home-related issues, brainstorming future project, committing to personal goals, weight loss, releasing bad habits, endings of any kind- relationships etc
Sunday
Ruling Planet: Sun
Best for: Healing of body, mind and soul, management/decision making, insights to problem solving, divine intervention/miracles, special friendships
Source: Moon Spells by Diane Ahlquist
Thinking about becoming one of those awful steampunk rappers except that all my songs are about the actual Victorian era so it’s all shit like “they tell me my workers are a bit too young / but I say they’re middle-aged, on account of the black lung”
“I got rhythm, got flow, got plenty of gumption / coughing blood on the street, call that conspicuous consumption”
OP when does your next album drop
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With the person you want
With the person that wants you back
All of this
And stays with you and gives what you deserve
